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Chapter 5 of 10

DIY? DIE.

Tanya

Captain. Are you thirsty?

No. I'm fine.

Tanya

...Really?

Tanya

Okay.

Tanya

Captain. Are you hungry?

We just ate. Are you hungry, Tanya?

Tanya

...You're not?

Tanya

Okay...

Tanya

...(Glance)

Tanya

......(Gaze)

Tanya

.........(Stare)

...Tanya?

Tanya

You called? Need help with something?

Tanya

...Did something happen?

Tanya

You bought me plushies.

Tanya

Before that, fried food. And before that, food...

Tanya

I got a lot.

Tanya

Petra and Marcille said, if I receive a lot, I should give at least one thing back.

Tanya

So I want to help you, Captain.

Oh, then!

Tanya

You want me to fix this faucet?

Yup! It's stiff and hard to turn.

Tanya's heart was in the right place, but I couldn't think of anything she could actually help with.

After thinking for a while, I remembered the sink in my quarters and that Tanya was an expert from Petra Construction.

It should be a simple fix for her.

Tanya

Mm. Leave it to me, Captain. I'll fix it in no time.

Tanya

First, I'll check the supplies. First, snacks.

From her ever-present Petra tool box, Tanya pulled out some snacks and laid them on the floor.

Snacks?

Tanya

Mm. Snacks.

Tanya

Snacks are important. I have to eat them during breaks.

Tanya

Petra said we work so we can eat. If you're hungry, you don't feel like working.

Tanya

Next, fried food.

Tanya fiddled with her Petra tool box once more and pulled out a portable fryer.

...Fried food?

Tanya

Mm. Fried food. It's more important than snacks.

Tanya

After the job, everyone's gotta eat fried food together. Even Marcille doesn't get mad when we eat fried food.

Tanya

Okay. Ready to go.

Tanya

...Hmm?

Tanya

...Tools?

Tanya

Right! I almost forgot the tools!

Isn't that the most important part?

Tanya

It's fine. Not a big deal. I can fix it with my bare hands anyway.

Tanya

First, I gotta check what's wrong. Petra and Marcille taught me that.

Tanya

I'll take a look.

As soon as Tanya touched the faucet, there was a loud snap and water started spewing everywhere.

You broke the faucet with your bare hands?!

Tanya

I forgot to shut off the valve...!

Yes, that's a problem too, but...!

You just broke solid steel with your bare hands...!

Tanya

It's fine. Don't worry. I can fix it.

Tanya

Petra taught me that there's a valve under the sink. If I turn it...!

Tanya

...!

Tanya

Oh no...!

Did you break the valve too?!

Before I knew it, the floor was flooding.

Tanya

...It's fine.

Tanya

Petra and Marcille said, accidents always happen on-site.

Tanya

And when they do, I should stay calm and solve the problem.

Tanya

Right now, water is the issue. Water comes from pipes.

Tanya

Then...!

Tanya ducked under the sink, and the water stopped.

Tanya

Did it stop?

That's amazing! How'd you fix it?

Tanya

Simple. Water comes from pipes, right?

Tanya

So I tied it up.

Tied it up...? You mean the pipe?!

Tanya

Mm.

An ominous feeling crept over me.

Soon after, with a loud bang, water started bursting out from pipes all over the place.

Tanya

Danger...!

Tanya

We need to get out of here!

How did it come to this?!

Guard

Yes... We understand the situation.

Guard

Thank you for your cooperation. Until this is resolved...

Senior Maid

Yes. We'll ensure the Captain's safety at Candle Square.

Senior Maid

And Captain?

Senior Maid

Next time, please consult us at Candle Square before you attempt something like this.

Senior Maid

If it's something like faucet repair, we can assist you.

Senior Maid

Understood?

Yes ma'am...

After the residents, security, and Candle Square maids left, Tanya approached.

Tanya

...Captain.

Tanya

I'm sorry... I just wanted to help...

Tanya

But I didn't help at all...

Tanya

...I'm a failure.

It's all right!

Tanya

It is...?

Tanya

But I ruined the whole place! It's all my fault...!

You'll do better next time.

Tanya

...Captain.

Wanna go get some fried food? I know a good place.

Tanya

...Mm.

Tanya

Okay, Captain.

Tanya gave me a tight hug.

Tanya

Thank you...

I-it's fine! It's not that big dea—

*Crack*

...Oh, right. This again.

Tanya

Next time, I'll do it right...! I won't mess up again...!

Tanya

Count on me, Captain!

*Craaaaaack*

Aaaaaaaugh!!

...After Tanya let go, we went to eat fried food together.

She said that, somehow, it tasted better than usual.