☕ Support
← Monolith Order
Stage 3S of 8

How to Handle a Cold City Man 1

Elisa

So... you're saying the only reason we failed last time was because we didn't have enough info?

Muriel

That's right. Our plan was flawless.

Muriel

The only problem was... we didn't know he was a [cold city man] type.

Elisa

A cold city man!

Muriel

Exactly.

Muriel

It's written clearly in Monolith Order Scripture, chapter 33, [32 Types of Men You Should Never Meet].

Muriel

Type 27, the [cold city man].

Elisa

Ooh...!

Muriel

[Many women are drawn to the charm of the cold city man, but it never ends well.]

Muriel

[This type of man never gives his heart to a woman easily.]

Elisa

Th-then...

Elisa

He only used me as a tool for pleasure?!

Elisa

This is... something so appalling, even a devil from the depths of hell would be shocked...!

Elisa

116th Saintess Muriel!! I understand now!

Elisa

We can't let someone like him have the grand sacred relic!

Elisa

But... how are we supposed to take it from him?

Elisa

I could never... melt a heart that cold.

Muriel

Hmph. That's exactly why you're still only rank 117.

Muriel

Look! The scripture already has the answer.

Elisa

What? Where...?

Muriel

[To the cold city man, love is a worthless emotion.]

Muriel

[He can only fill his soul through work and success!]

Elisa

Then...?!

Muriel

Heh heh heh, just wait and see.

Muriel

I, the 116th Saintess of the Monolith Order, who has mastered the art of conquering men!

Muriel

Present to you... my plan!

How much farther do we have to go...?

Asherah

We're almost there. Just over this hill.

Asherah

That's where the [bandit gang] mentioned in the quest is supposed to be.

Luna

Whoa, bandits...? People still do that?

Luna

I heard security around NOA was pretty good.

Luna

Maybe it's just a prank?

Smile

The [Monolith Order] is the client for this quest.

Smile

An official quest from the largest religious organization in Lavistar.

Luna

Oh? So you're the type who likes to lean on authority?

Luna

Listen up, Smile.

Luna

If there's anyone in this world you can't trust, first is the government, second is religious groups, and third is banks.

Luna

Even if you're right, the client might be a fake.

Smile

Luna's bias-filled opinion has zero persuasive power.

Smile

You can't post a quest through Candle Square without verified credentials.

Smile

There's almost no chance this is an impersonation.

Asherah

You two! This might be just a bandit hunt, but stay sharp!

Asherah

If we get ambushed out here—!

*Slash*

Everyone, stay alert!

Asherah

Captain! Are you all right?!

Asherah

...

Asherah

Wait, you're not hurt at all...

???

The way of the hunter!

???

No sneak attacks!

???

The true art of the hunt is letting your prey know exactly who's captured them!

Huh? Who's that...?

???

Hehe, curious who I am? Of course you are.

???

Then it's only right I tell you!

???

I am Trish! The coolest, flashiest top-tier hunter in the Aselus Hunter Association!

Trish

And I've come here to hunt you bandits!

Trish

Now hurry up and attack so my brilliance can shine!

Hunt us bandits...?

Asherah

Whoever you are, you've got it all wrong.

Asherah

We're not bandits!

Asherah

We're actually here to hunt them!

Trish

Uh... what?

Asherah

You can't even identify your target, and you call yourself a top-tier hunter? Really?

Trish

Th-that can't be... hold on...

Trish

I'm sure the quest form was... here somewhere...

Trish

Ah, here it is.

Trish

Description of the bandit group's appearance...

Trish

A uselessly blonde with big boobs.

Trish

A pink-haired spellcaster.

Trish

A lisping brat in a yellow jumper, and...

Trish

The bane of all women, with a heart colder than any devil from hell.

Is that supposed to be me...?

Trish

...Sounds about right?

Trish

...

Trish

The way of the hunter! Never fall for the sweet talk of your prey!

Trish

Haha! You think you can fool me? Not a chance!

Trish

There's nowhere to run, so come at me already.

Trish

I'll cash you all in for the bounty!