Can You Even Act Cute?
There. Through that building... hm?
The first plan may have failed!
But there's always a second one!
So believe in me, the cute and smart Petra! ♪
I recognize that voice...
It's coming from that alley.
So what's the plan?
It's simple! ♪ I littered the place with PISS, Petra's Infiltration and Stealth Smokebombs!
First, we hide behind a corner!
A corner?
Second, we detonate the bombs when the Captain comes!
When he comes!
And then!
And then?!
We nab him and make a run for it! ♪
Whoa...!
And then?
Hm? What?
And then what? We can't split him three-way. Only one of us can have him!
Darn it, these guys are smarter than they look...
A-about that... we can think about it later! ♪
For now, we lie in wait for the Captain!
You were right, they really are preparing an ambush.
Did you have doubts? You wound me, Captain.
Left, right, forward, below!
Watch every direction!
Hey, l-look!
It's the Captain!
What? Nyaha?! Right in front of us?!
Hi, Petra.
Captaaain! Long time no see!
If you were looking for a bride, you should've looked for Petra!
Recruiting brides while leaving Petra out completely? Petra is sooo hurt!
So is that girl your type?
What are you doing! That's the target!
Where's that smoke trap?!
N-nyahaha... so about that.
Petra hasn't set up any over there.
...
P-Plan B! Taunt them!
You're gonna keep running? C'mon, bring it on!
Boo, coward! You're weak!
Have you lost your nerve? Figures.
...You're fine with this, right, Epindel?
Oh my, those words actually hurt more, Captain.
Throwing cheap invectives is but whistling in the wind.
The sons and daughters of House Orlan could teach the mountains a thing or two about immovability.
I don't think it's working...
Boo... Boooo...
Captain! Captaaain!
So I advise you to maintain composure as—
D-don't fall for a sulky kid like that!
Pick Petra instead! I'm nice and cute! And dedicated too!
...!
Did you call me... sulky?
Duh!
Petra is cuter! Petra smiles more!
Petra is the only one who can make the Captain happy!
...
D-don't mind me, Captain. I am perfectly—
Petra is committed!
Petra doesn't play silly mind games!
...Calm.
...I can hear her grind her teeth all the way from here! She's triggered!
Keep going! I think you're onto something!
She's a sheltered noble girl! She probably doesn't even know how to cook!
She'll take away your independence! You will live off a rich family's pocket money, caged in a mansion run by maids and housekeepers!
Your only purpose will be to sculpt your body for her eyes, fed on aphrodisiacs like prized cattle!
Is that the kind of life you want, Captain?
Is this true?!
Epindel stopped in her tracks.
E-Epindel?
...I see.
Your calumnies against House Orlan and its traditions have reached an intolerable level.
The only appropriate response to your libels...
Is the sword.
Hey! You're the one who told me to stay cool!
Excuse me? Oh please, you jest.
I merely wish to make an example of them to show what happens to those who tarnish the reputation of my family.
What more tactical and calculated decision than this could there be?
She totally got under your skin...!
I pray you've been well. All three of you.
You seemed quite knowledgeable of House Orlan's traditions.
Then you must know that an Orlan shows little tolerance for anyone who dares question their honor.
Draw your blade. Let us see if it matches the sharpness of your tongue.
En garde!
Go guys, go!
Buy me some time while I ready the bombs!