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Epilogue

Epindel

So... this is it.

Epindel

Fufu, how curious.

Epindel

It is the same toll I've heard every day in NOA. But it feels as if it's my first time hearing it.

Carmen

Haha, indeed.

Carmen

It was nothing more than a signal for the day's end.

Carmen

But it sounds different tonight. Don't you think?

Carmen

It's almost like... a fanfare to bless a new beginning.

Yeah, it does.

Like a wedding bell...

Priest

Err...

Carmen

Huh?

Epindel

Excuse me?

Priest

Th-the next step in order is receiving the calla wreath...

Priest

But there are two of you. Who will it be?

Epindel

Oh.

Carmen

Oh my.

...

Epindel

A-ahem.

Epindel

Captain? I do not mean to force a meaning into this wreath...

Epindel

But as a small token to remember our f-faith...

Epindel

Would you bestow it upon me? I-I believe it will be the perfect conclusion to this matter...

Epindel

...What do you think?

Um...

Carmen

...

Carmen

Captain?

Carmen

I would like to receive the wreath as your bride. Will you give it to me?

Y-you don't beat around the bush, do you?

Epindel

What?!

Epindel

Th-this is unfair! I want it as much as you do!

Carmen

Oh my, "unfair"?

Carmen

After giving such a fine speech on being serious and being stubborn?

Carmen

If you are playing modest right now, that can only be construed as your willingness to yield.

Epindel

...Urgh...!

Epindel

C-Captain!

Epindel

I-I want to have your wreath too!

Epindel

As...

Huh?

Epindel

As... your bride...!

Epindel

I won't hide it anymore.

Epindel

Yes, I know I may not be your first choice.

Epindel

There could be someone as serious as I am, someone whom you have taken a liking to.

Epindel

...But that doesn't mean I am willing to give up. Nor will I use that as an excuse to run.

Epindel

With bold steps, at my own pace—

Epindel

Excuse me, don't get in the way while I'm talking! This is a serious matter!

Epindel

...! Y-you're touching him!

Carmen

Oh my, you've got some energy.

Carmen

But this is a serious matter to me as well. The Captain and I have a LOT to exchange.

Carmen

So, Captain? Should we continue? You know, the grown-ups' kiss.

Epindel

...Urrrgh!

Epindel

Th-then I will also...

Epindel

I-I can do it too... You'll see!

Epindel

I am ready!

Epindel

Captain, will you bow your head for a moment?!

Priest

Excuse me, we still need to decide who's going to receive the wreath...

Epindel

So? Captain...?!

Carmen

Who will you give it to?

This wreath...!

I give this wreath to...!

Fei

Oh, I heard. They say it was a rumor spread from a simple misunderstanding.

Fei

Haha, no matter. I fought with all my heart. It's just that luck wasn't on my side this time.

Fei

The Celestial Art is all about questioning the heavens. And this fight of mine was a form of questioning.

Fei

And I received my answer.

Fei

But more importantly, there is no need to cling to monogamy!

Petra

Ow, ow, ow... It hurts everywhere...

Petra

Petra's supple, porcelain skin is covered in scrapes... And my heart hurts too...

Marcille

Serves you right for charging head first into a fight!

Marcille

You should know better! You can't just stomp off on your own when you know you can't win—

Petra

Nuh uh! Petra totally owned it!

Petra

I bet the Captain saw me shine! He'll probably remember me forever!

Tanya

Petra. Marcille. A letter.

Tanya

It's from someone with a funny name.

Petra

Huh? This is...

Petra

A business proposal from Orlan?

Kyra

...Who are you?

Kyra

An interview...? A newspaper?

Kyra

The story about the Captain? About him and Kyra?

Kyra

If this is going in the newspaper, I don't want you to twist any of my words. AboutwhathappenedlasttimeIrespectyourchoiceCaptainIknowyouhadalottoconsiderincludingpeopleandeverything-

Kyra

-andKyra'snotsoselfishtonotknowthatbutgoingonaboutwhoyouchoseandstuffisn'trightanditmakesthingsharderforyoutoo—

Kyra

...Oh, not that kind of story?

Kyra

How I thought about... the festival?

Kyra

...Kyra is busy making a dress. If you're here to waste my time...

Kyra

Go away.

Frey

...Excuse me?

Frey

The Mayflower Festival... is above the fold in every newspaper?

Frey

Business inquiries about the next one are pouring in...?

Frey

...

Frey

Hehe. Hehehe. Hehehehe...

Frey

All right! Time to start planning next year's Mayflower Festival!

Frey

We'll include official uniforms, rules, and... oh! Let's not forget about branding!

Arms Dealer

My dear BFB... Don't worry...!

Arms Dealer

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity! We're getting investor calls from everywhere! It worked!

Arms Dealer

The repairs are almost done, and once I give you upgrades...

Arms Dealer

Ahh...! Even today, you look ravishing, my dearest BFB! Y-YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO—

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

Aaaand, there. This will do. And the interviews went nicely.

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

It's perfect from start to finish!

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

This should be a good headline for the follow-up article.

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

The heiress of House Orlan and the Deputy Master of the Monastir Knights. Between the two, the Captain's choice was, surprisingly, or perhaps not so surprisingly...

...B-both.

Carmen

...Excuse me?

Epindel

I believe I heard something that shouldn't have been spoken...

Y-you are both winners!

Carmen, Epindel, you are both the May Bride...!

Epindel

...Forgive me for using harsher language.

Epindel

But I hope you have the capacity to understand that there could be no worse decision.

Carmen

Oh my... I don't recall raising my dear Captain as an avoidant child.

Carmen

...But on the other hand, it might not matter as much.

Epindel

Okay, so... wait... what?

Carmen

Hahaha. If that's what you're into, Lady Epindel and I can share.

Carmen

Which do you prefer? Odd days, or even days?

Carmen

Or... perhaps you prefer every day, together?

Epindel

Th-th-that is scandalous!

Carmen

Oh my, I thought you made a big leap forward, but it seems you are stuck in some of the old ways.

Epindel

What do you mean—

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

Excuse me, hold on a sec! Could you elaborate on that please?

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

So, does that mean you prefer a three-way ending?!

Epindel

What? Where did you come from?!

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

I was hiding behind the pulpit this whole time.

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

Because I'm a professional journalist who stops at nothing to grab the next big scoop!

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

...and with that, the Captain's declaration of polygamy brought this year's festival to a conclusion—

???

Knock, knock! Are you in there?

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

Who's that—

Omega

Hello, miss reporter!

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

Oh, you're that young lady I talked to!

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

Thanks, sweetie. Thanks to you, revenue from the Bellaskiver Times extras saw a 1,200 percent increase!

Omega

Hehe, that's nice! Was Omega helpful?

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

Of course you were! If you bring me more interesting stories, I'll trade them for candies, okay?

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

Oh, by the way, what brings you here? And how did you find this place?

Omega

Oh! You know...

Omega

Omega is here to "fix" a malfunctioning friend who bullied Mister!

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

Oooh, I see. You're here to help your friend!

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

...But why are you spinning your arm like that?

Omega

Repair...

Bellaskiver Times Reporter

Oh.

Omega

PUNCH!

The End