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Chapter 11 of 18

Aim for the Skies

Bullhorn

Attention, all citizens of NOA. I deliver this message with the permission of the Town Guard.

Bullhorn

Everything was a misunderstanding. You cannot marry the Captain just by taking him with you.

Bullhorn

The Captain is currently under the BFB's protection.

Epindel

...

Carmen

...

Carmen

...Looks like I got a little too excited.

Carmen

Perhaps it's not my place anymore to tell Grand Master Charlotte to calm down.

Epindel

...I could say the same for myself.

Carmen

The arms dealer made a good point.

Carmen

You and I are here to protect the Captain.

Carmen

But if someone stronger, someone free of suspicions were to take up that role...

Carmen

Shouldn't we be happy?

Epindel

...Perhaps so.

Carmen

By the way.

Carmen

Your ankle. Are you hurt?

Epindel

...

Epindel

One more time.

Epindel

I just need to fly one more time.

Epindel

I saw it. Its weakness. The back of its head, unprotected by armor.

Epindel

If only I can use the Hawk's Hunt just one more time...

Carmen

Are you intending to go to the church?

Carmen

Doing so only proves him right.

Carmen

That you are serious about this petty squabble.

Epindel

...Yes, I know what this looks like.

Epindel

But this is a practice—a rehearsal, of sorts.

Epindel

...

Epindel

...No. No more lies.

Epindel

...He's right. I am serious.

Epindel

I despise the idea that somebody else will be standing by the Captain's side at the end of our little story.

Epindel

Instead, I want that person to be me.

Carmen

...I see.

Epindel

This morning, I would've been convinced to quit.

Epindel

So I am surprised by my own decision I'm making right now.

Epindel

And you surprise me too, Deputy Master.

Epindel

I was certain that you would follow the Captain to the end as his chief security officer.

Epindel

Yet here you are, talking about voluntary retirement.

Carmen

...Yes. So much for the Shield.

Carmen

...I have failed.

Epindel

Well, I must say, your forfeiting of this contest would be a pleasant surprise to me.

Epindel

But it's outrageous...

Carmen

Outrageous...? What are you talking about?

Epindel

Do you not realize why the Captain was determined to reach the church instead of making his escape?

Epindel

To me, it seemed like he was endeavoring to keep a seemingly casual promise to someone.

Carmen

...

Epindel

Not everyone finds it easy to chase after him, let alone grab his attention.

Epindel

So I wasn't expecting you to back down so quickly.

Epindel

The more I think, the more it infuriates me...

Carmen

...

Carmen

I always thought of you as someone who's taken to putting on airs.

Carmen

But it seems you can be stubborn too. How unyielding.

Epindel

Dear Deputy.

Epindel

My life has always been defined by stubborn defiance.

Epindel

Sickly, talentless, surrounded by siblings who were stronger than me...

Epindel

The only option available to me was to stop at nothing to claw at what little opportunities for joy life deigned to offer.

Epindel

That's how I managed to come this far.

Epindel

So, Deputy. Unless you intend to be stubborn as well...

Epindel

Take my words to your heart.

Epindel

It is only right that you remain here.

Carmen

...

Epindel

I will be going.

Epindel

Thank you for lending your hand. It was rather enjoyable.

Epindel

He said he was going to the church.

Epindel

There... there is still time before the bell tolls.

Epindel

As long as I reach...

Epindel

Reach the steps to the church...

Bride A

Oi, missy!

Bride A

Well, aren't you in a hurry!

Epindel

...You must be the festival brides.

Epindel

How intriguing. Instead of fighting the leading competitor, you are blocking my way.

Bride A

You mean that robot? We have no chance against that thing, so there's no point in fighting it.

Epindel

So you are not even trying...

Epindel

Then why have you chosen to obstruct my progress?

Bride A

Because the tables have turned.

Bride A

We kissed marriage goodbye. Then again... nobody wants to go back home empty-handed.

Bride A

But one little gunrunner offered money to guard the church.

Bride A

The pay didn't sound so bad, and there was little to lose. So we took the job.

Epindel

Apologies for interruption, but...

Epindel

Is this the part where you say you chose money over victory?

Bride A

Heh, wouldn't you? If you're in a losing fight, you might as well make something out of it.

Bride A

So I suggest you walk away.

Bride A

Or, you could join us. That bloke offered a lot. Probably one of those folks rolling in it.

Epindel

I see.

Epindel

I should thank you then.

Bride A

Huh? What for?

Epindel

I was worried that my persistence might make me unbecoming.

Epindel

But I can rest easy knowing that it is not as unseemly as spineless opportunists in bridal gowns.

Bride A

...What did you say?

Epindel

As a token of gratitude, I will let you make the opening move.

Epindel

En garde.

Bride A

You talk big for a crippled little runt!

Bride A

Get her!

Bride A

Behind us—no! Above!

Bride A

Eeek!

Bride B

Just where is she?!

Epindel

Behind you.

Bride B

What... Aiieee!

Brides

She's already driven us halfway up the stairs!

Brides

K-keep your distance!

Brides

We can't beat her in close combat!

Epindel

(*Huff...* *Huff...* How many did I take down...?)

Epindel

(...Sunset. The tolling is close.)

Epindel

(Pain in my ankle... Not a welcome sensation.)

Epindel

(...But it matters not... as long as I can jump. Just once.)

Epindel

(As long as I can strike the vulnerable point... my ankle won't matter...)

Bride C

She's not looking! Now!

Epindel

...?! A cannon?

Bride C

Fire!

Epindel

Eeek!

Bride C

She's falling down. Sixth floor... Fifth... Fourth...

Bride C

Third... Second... First.

Bride C

...That definitely sent her flying.

Bride D

She's probably light.

Bride C

Do we go in for a confirmed kill? Ugh, we have to walk all the way down though...

Bride D

Let her be. It's over anyway.

Bride D

Climbing back up alone will take a good five minutes.

Bride D

The bell's gonna ring before that.

Epindel

Urgh...

Epindel

...I am fine. There... there's still time.

Epindel

Ahh! My ankle...!

???

Lady Epindel?

Epindel

...

Carmen

How much time do we have until the bell rings?

Epindel

Three minutes... or four.

Epindel

...About time you showed up.

Epindel

And that outfit...

Carmen

Haha.

Carmen

When the arms dealer said that only serious enough to stake their all can seize victory, I felt a sting.

Carmen

That was the moment when I realized a shield wouldn't cut it.

Carmen

I could no longer be a shield, but a woman who yearns to be wreathed in calla lilies instead.

Carmen

After all, we're standing in a battlefield that requires a wedding dress. Don't you agree?

Epindel

...So you've decided.

Carmen

Yes, much to your inconvenience.

Carmen

This fire spread to me from you, so I trust you won't be complaining?

Epindel

Hmph.

Epindel

Try not to drag me down.

Carmen and Epindel are on their way.

Is one robot enough to stop them?

Arms Dealer

Haha, we'll see.

Arms Dealer

I bought off the other brides, who have now set up perimeters around this building.

Arms Dealer

By simple arithmetic alone, it will take more than five minutes to dispatch one bride every second.

Arms Dealer

Let's see... We have four minutes until the bell rings.

Arms Dealer

It is physically impossible for those two to make it in time.

I don't know about that...

Brides

Urgh...

Brides

Ow...

Epindel

Whose...

Epindel

...Whose handiwork is this?

Carmen

Three mounds of fallen brides...

Epindel

Wait, up there. Look.

Carmen

...The swordswoman of the Wind Moon Sect.

Epindel

Along with the Kotodama girl and... the pyromaniac fox.

Fei

Oh, you're that obstacle from earlier.

Fei

Looks like you're also here to rescue a Captain in distress.

Epindel

And you too, I presume?

Carmen

...

Carmen

I assume all of you heard the giant robot's announcement.

Carmen

Everything was a misunderstanding, a rumor.

Carmen

Go ahead into the church, but all that awaits is a wreath of a ruined festival.

Petra

Yeah, Petra heard it too.

Petra

What that big tin can said came to me loud and clear.

Fei

...

No one moved.

Fei

Even so, we're here.

Fei

That only means no one is willing to step back.

Epindel

Oh my, but someone has to receive the wreath.

Petra

Petra's serious too! Petra's not gonna back down from a fight like this!

Petra

Petra's gonna win!

Petra

Petra's serious now!

Kyra

*Mumble...* *Mumble...*

Carmen

...It appears that before we begin...

Carmen

No one is willing to back out.

Carmen

Heiress of Orlan.

Carmen

Let us say what's in our hearts.

Epindel

Gladly.

Carmen & Epindel

The Captain's bride...

Carmen & Epindel

Is me!