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Chapter 6 of 12

The Park of the Bluebird

Staff

Wh-what is all this...?

Omega

Yup, it's money! Museum tickets!

Omega

Omega almost spent it all on bread... That was close...

Omega

How is it? Is it enough? Can Omega get in?

Omega

Is Omega allowed inside?

Staff

Oh, yes, you can come in, but where's your guardian...?

Omega

Yay! Then Omega's coming in!

Staff

W-wait a moment, please?!

Omega

Hah...

Omega

So this is the museum...!

Omega

How is it, Cube? Does it smell familiar?

Omega

There must be lots of new friends here!

Curator

Everyone, thank you for waiting!

Curator

Long, long ago, even further back than the so-called Age of Darkness, there was civilization in this world.

Curator

Who were these people? With what thoughts did they walk this earth?

Curator

We may never truly know.

Curator

But each gift they left behind serves as a tiny lantern, shining through the veil of time.

Curator

And with the cooperation of the Monolith Order, we've gathered those lanterns for a brief moment here at the Welsh Museum of All Things.

Curator

Step beyond time and into the world of ancient civilization!

Elisa

I-i-i-if anyone needs assistance, please come this way...!

Omega

Hey, a familiar face. Hello!

Elisa

Huh... Star Piercer's spirit?!

Omega

Mmm? Nope, Omega is Omega.

Elisa

Of c-course, Omega... I mean, Miss Omega...

Elisa

B-but...! How could a lowly 117th Saintess dare speak the spirit's name so casually...!

Omega

Ugh, you're stubborn...!

Omega

Hey, miss! What's your name?

Elisa

Yes...?

Elisa

Oh, w-where are my manners! I-I'm Elisa, the 117th Saintess of the Monolith Order!

Omega

Got it! Then Elisa! I'll call you Elisa!

Omega

So you can call Omega just Omega, okay?

Elisa

Y-yes...! Spir—n-no, Miss... Omega...

Omega

Yup! Elisa!

Elisa

He... Hehe...

Elisa

What an honor, to be addressed by name by the Star Piercer's spirit, apostle of Lord Gaph...

Elisa

If only Saintess Muriel were here... she'd be so happy...

Omega

Elisa? You okay?

Elisa

Ah, Saintess Muriel... I hope she's at peace, wherever she is...

Omega

Looks like she's rebooting...

Omega

Anyway, Omega's gonna go look at that thing!

Elisa

Ah...! W-wait, just a moment!

Elisa

Would you like a guided tour?!

Omega

A tour?

Elisa

Yes, th-though it's, um, technically a punishment...

Elisa

I-I've been assigned to act as a guide for visitors!

Elisa

And if I must give one... then surely the first should be reserved for the Star Piercer's spirit...

Omega

Omega would love that! Thanks!

Elisa

...Yes! Right this way!

Omega

There's a little box here!

Elisa

Oh, th-that's Relic Aganon XVIII.33.

Elisa

See the two rectangular slots carved into it?

Elisa

According to research, the interior of these slots was likely designed to heat up.

Elisa

Which means, when you think about it logically, this relic was used to...

Omega

Oh! Omega knows! You put bread in it and...

Elisa

...used to sear the hands of heretics and unbelievers!

Omega

Eh. Really?!

Elisa

Yes, m-most likely...!

Omega

...So cool! Amazing!!

Omega

But... It doesn't really seem like a friend who can talk.

Omega

...Mm.

Omega

Omega wants to see the others!

Scholar A

Oh-ho, even this relic is on display. The Monolith Order is being quite generous.

Scholar B

I heard the curator of the museum is quite the operator...

Omega

Ah, this one's a bigger box. And there are lots of people looking at it.

Elisa

Oh, that's Relic Paren VIII.12.

Elisa

One side is made of glass, and there's a disc inside.

Elisa

Long ago, when this relic was still functional, that disc inside would spin round and round.

Omega

...Oh! Omega gets it!

Omega

Maybe you put food in it, it goes "vrrm", and it gets warm?

Omega

And then it gets even tastier!

Scholar A

Haha, what an adorable thought. But that couldn't possibly be the case.

Scholar A

Ancient civilizations may seem mysterious, but they were built by people just like us.

Scholar A

Such sorcery that defies the laws of nature would have been beyond them.

Scholar B

Indeed. There must be a far more rational and practical use.

Scholar B

Namely... a figurine display stand.

Omega

Eh. A figurine display stand.

Scholar A

They likely placed figurines on the rotating disc and observed them through the glass.

Scholar B

It's the most logical explanation we have at present...

Omega

Is that so...?

Omega

Then maybe this one can't talk? Maybe it can't think either...?

Omega

Hmm, anything else...?

Elisa

E-excuse me, spirit?

Elisa

That's actually all the relics that are on display...

Omega

Huh, already?

Omega

Hmm...

Omega

Hey, isn't there anything else?

Elisa

Anything else... like, w-what sort of thing?

Omega

Something Daddy made!

Elisa

Pardon? D-daddy...?

Omega

You know... something that talks, like Omega or Cube Palace...?

Elisa

S-something that can talk... is what you're looking for...?!

Elisa

You and Cube Palace are tr-truly special cases!

Omega

Is Omega actually super rare?!

Elisa

Yes! You're the only reason Saintess Muriel and I weren't demoted!

Elisa

Smuggling out a sacred relic, down 35 ranks. Losing Cube Palace, down 55 ranks. Conflicts with the Journey Captain, down 15 ranks. Damaging church property: down 5 ranks...

Elisa

And for awakening the Star Piercer's spirit, up 110 ranks!

Elisa

Which means you're so precious you single-handedly covered for all of Saintess Muriel's wicked schemes!

Omega

Wow! So Omega was worth 110 ranks!

Omega

Omega's precious! Amazing!

Omega

...

Omega

So... does that mean there aren't more like Omega anywhere?

Elisa

Well, the high priests might know more, but...

Omega

I see...

Omega

So it's just Omega and Cube Palace, then...

Omega

...

Omega

Omega's gonna go. Goodbye...

Elisa

H-huh?

Omega

Cube, Cube!

Cube Palace

Awaiting response.

Omega

Did you hear? Types like Omega and Cube aren't very common.

Omega

Maybe it's just the two of us in the whole world.

Cube Palace

...

Omega

It's a little lonely. Isn't it?

Omega

But it's okay. At least you're here with me.

Omega

Oh, Cube! Let's go to the Monolith Order too!

Omega

Elisa said the old men there might know more!

Cube Palace

Objection.

Omega

Huh?

Cube Palace

Omega Control's original mission objective was the exhibition.

Cube Palace

Expanding the operational radius further crosses the line from impulsive behavior into malfunction.

Cube Palace

Proposal. Effective immediately, cease scouting and return.

Omega

Eh... malfunction?!

Omega

It's not a malfunction, Cube! We went out to play together!

Cube Palace

Correction. That is the exact definition of a malfunction.

Cube Palace

Question. What tactical benefit can be gained from such action?

Omega

Benefit... benefit is...

Omega

That I made lots of friends?

Omega

Omega met Trish... and Elisa!

Cube Palace

Question. Is finding [friends] Omega Control's designated role?

Omega

Huh?

Cube Palace

Omega Control and this unit share the same mission.

Cube Palace

To safeguard the current civilization against the world's destruction.

Cube Palace

Yet Omega Control wastes energy on meaningless wandering and friend-making, rather than on training or function recovery.

Cube Palace

Self-diagnostic prompt: Does this action contribute to Omega Control's designed objective?

Omega

That's...

Cube Palace

If it does not contribute, there is only one conclusion.

Cube Palace

Such behavior is a malfunction. A side effect of high-level processing.

Omega

Ugh...

Omega

It-it is too! It does help!

Omega

Friends... friends make things fun, and, and...

Cube Palace

And?

Omega

...Ugh, w-wait!

Omega

Omega's gonna ask her friends and come back!

Omega

Don't move! Omega will be right back!

Cube Palace

...

Gaunt Man

......

Gaunt Man

The opportunity has come sooner than expected.

Cube Palace

Warning. Do not approach.

Gaunt Man

And if I do? What'll you do about it?